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It’s no secret that you can buy almost anything on the internet. From gag gifts to creepy vintage to bizarre, there is some weird stuff out there.
Some are for giggles. Some are for pranks. Some are for your growing collection of weird things.
Whatever your reason for looking for weird things, here are 19 of our favorites right now!
1. Cheeseburger Backpack
Because who doesn’t want to wear a giant cheeseburger like a turtle shell? Fully loaded with lettuce and tomato and a high-class sesame seed bun! Keep your boring baggage, I was made to stand out!
No gluten-free options are available at this time.
2. Exploding Golf Balls Gag Gift
I’m imagining all the CEOs on a golf course and a disgruntled caddy changing out their golf balls. The looks on their faces when the balls keep exploding. Obviously, no one is that devious. But the scene in my head is fantastic!
3. Popcorn Scented Pillow
For the avid Popcorn lover. The movie theater addict. Or maybe that friend who is really into buttery goodness. Sleep surrounded by the golden smell of your favorite crispy snack. Your dreams will be poppin’.
4. Cast Iron Bat Door Knocker
This door knocker would determine the theme of my entire house! You can’t Farmhouse Chic without a vampire bat door knocker. Halloween all year round! I shall henceforth be known as the Gothic Green Witch. And little children will be both fascinated and terrified of me.
5. Wheat Thin Shaped As States
$10k for 4 states. Collect all 50! Not sure if the square one is Colorado or Wyoming. But who cares when you get to add this novelty to your collection of weird things?
Though honestly, Nevada is looking kinda rough over there. Maybe you can talk them down to $9k.
6. Hand Votive Candle Holder
I need it! It will go perfectly with my bat door knocker! In the international symbol for a spider, this polyresin hand will also create a cozy glow in your otherwise boring home.
Also a great gift for your orthopedic hand surgeon.
7. Potato Chip Earrings
If Mrs. Frizzle did a lesson on fast food, these would be the earrings she would wear. I don’t know what it is about unusual everyday things hanging from earrings, but I like it. It’s fun and a conversation piece!
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8. Bottle Of Air From Texas
Do you miss Texas? Apparently, the air is different there. It’s so valuable that a small plastic bottle will set you back 3 bucks. But I hear if you inhale it real fast, you get instant swagger. Cowboy boots and cowboy hat not included.
9. Sheesh Button
Forget the Easy Button. We need the Sheesh Button. Got another useless email? Sheesh! Toddler throwing a tantrum? Sheesh. Your partner whispered something dirty in your ear? Sheeeeesh.
10. No BS Zone
“Excuse me, sir. You and your BS can’t cross this line. Did you see the sign? Of course, there’s a sign. Please pay attention to your surroundings and follow the posted rules. Thank you.”
Don’t worry, I’ll send the email to HR for you.
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11. Mosquito/Fly Swatter Gun
Throw away the spatula-looking swatter and get yourself the swatter gun! What could possibly be more fun than hunting flies? The Fly Assassin is everything you didn’t know you always needed. In the words of the description: “Better. Faster. Funner.”
12. Hellfire and Brimstone Itching Powder
Someone put God’s wrath in a bottle and is profiting off the itching and burning that comes with it. Personally, I thought God’s wrath was more powerful than some itching, but maybe I made a poor assumption. Now, if it were lightning bolts…I would pay extra for the lightning bolts.
13. Baby Brass Knuckles
Gotta make sure your newborn is prepared for any fight. Available in a chrome or brass finish, your baby will always have the upper hand in daycare with these Baby Knucks. It’s a dangerous world out there. Don’t let your baby get caught without self-defense measures.